You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S A shield-shaped crest with a

A shield-shaped crest with a red background contains a white tuxedo front with a black bow tie and four black buttons

Curved blue script at the bottom reads "Island of Hawaii

A cartoon portrait of Napoleon Dynamite appears below

Averageman's superpower is remembering to bring reusable bags to the grocery store on the third trip back to the car

it earned its regulars not through glamour

You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S A shield-shaped crest with aSanta winking while telling you that you ain't getting jack shit is the most honest message the holidays have ever produced. Coca Cola spent decades building that face just so it could deliver disappointment with rosy cheeks. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "you ain't gettin'" above a mid century illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with rosy cheeks, a red hat trimmed in white fur, a white beard, and a sprig of green holly with red