Rick Kane - Arizona State Surf Championship - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL with a blue banner reading

with a blue banner reading "FOR THE DURATION" flanked by white stars

Screwdrivers sitting behind caution tape like they're being formally exonerated of identity theft

You think you're better than me

White elliptical orbital rings surround the text

Finishing a 96-ounce steak is less a meal and more a hostage negotiation between Chet and his own digestive system

Rick Kane - Arizona State Surf Championship - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL with a blue banner readingWinning a surf championship in a landlocked desert is the kind of credential that only impresses people who've never seen an actual ocean. Rick Kane took that title straight to Pipeline anyway. Inspired by North Shore. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "RICK KANE" above the split numerals "19" and "87." A golden yellow rounded rectangle contains a white silhouette of Rick Kane riding a wave with a small sun in the upper corner. Below, two