Chug Norris 4th of July - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black the Assman's in town

the Assman's in town

High-contrast stencil-style white group portrait depicts seven Greasers from The Outsiders

through the 1950s and 1960s

Listing tyranny and sorcery as standard services on a business card is peak Carpathian despot energy

got its own tastefully embossed business card and a Midtown corner office with East River views

Chug Norris 4th of July - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black the Assman's in townChug Norris doesn't double fist beers because he's thirsty, he does it because single fisting would be an insult to America. The fireworks behind him started themselves out of respect. The Details: A posterized illustration depicts a bearded figure in an open light blue collared shirt double fisting two golden beers, with red, white, and blue firework bursts behind him. Distressed white bold text below reads "CHUG NORRIS." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic