Fight or Flight - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Claiming botanical ignorance right before

Claiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive-aggressive playbook

Curved cream text along the bottom arc reads "BODY LOTION

" A horizontal blue line separates white text reading "ATRAVIS SECTOR" and "OUTER RIM TERRITORIES

Distressed white block text arching across the top reads "WOULD YOU BE PREPARED IF GRAVITY

Distressed white block text in a collegiate varsity style reads "NOT A COP" across the chest

Fight or Flight - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Claiming botanical ignorance right beforePenguins lost the flight option millions of years ago, so evolution left exactly one response and a surprising comfort with cutlery. That scarf confirms he was somewhere civilized before he chose violence. The Details: Distressed white arched text in a chunky retro style reads "FIGHT OR FLIGHT." Below, a cartoon penguin with black and white coloring, an orange beak, orange feet, a wide staring eye, and a dark green scarf grips a knife in one flipper.