I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Unisex Tank Top halloween A cartoon brown sloth with

A cartoon brown sloth with a white face hangs from a green-leafed branch with both hands

so slapping "hang in there" on one is less motivation and more nature documentary

Bold purple and orange type reads "HYDRAULIC FLUID" with yellow wing graphics on each side

it was a retirement plan

a blue pom-pom on its head

I Would Have Chosen Duckie - Unisex Tank Top halloween A cartoon brown sloth withChoosing Duckie is basically admitting the test audiences were cowards and Blane's spine had the structural integrity of a wet prom corsage. That lip sync to "Try a Little Tenderness" deserved a better ending than a consolation dance. Inspired by Pretty in Pink. The Details: Distressed rounded pink lettering reads "I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN" above bold pink Western style serif text reading "DUCKIE." A high contrast portrait of Duckie Dale in pink, white,