Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Tank Top airplane1 gripping an M134 minigun

gripping an M134 minigun

surround the composition

Committing to a varsity font while committing to absolutely nothing else is a level of apathy that deserves its own trophy

mouth slightly open with raised eyebrows

" with a small orange-red star below

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Tank Top airplane1 gripping an M134 minigunEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads