Grant Paleontology - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black A white line-art BMX bicycle

A white line-art BMX bicycle sits between smaller white text reading "GREENDALE" on the left and "CALIFORNIA" on the right

except the jurisdiction ends at the property line and the only crime is letting crabgrass go unpunished

Golden-yellow traditional Chinese dragon illustration sits at the top

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

Red Solo cups and star-shaped sunglasses suggest the afterparty has been going on for about 160 years

Grant Paleontology - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black A white line-art BMX bicycleGrant's dig site had one rule: respect the bones and never accept helicopter rides from billionaires with God complexes. Turns out frog DNA and a mosquito in amber make a lousy business plan. Inspired by Jurassic Park. The Details: Bold olive green serif text reading "GRANT" above "PALEONTOLOGY" sits inside a rounded rectangular border. Below, a detailed theropod skeleton in a walking pose faces right, flanked by oval badges reading "ESTD" and "1993"