I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex T-Shirt steubenville Distressed blue sans-serif text below

Distressed blue sans-serif text below reads "167TH and COLUMBIA" and "HAMMOND

Bold white distressed text below reads "IT CAME WIT DE FRAME

Bold dark green serif text below reads "WHO CUT ONE

Retro 1970s cream cursive text outlined in golden-orange reads "Santa's Favorite Ho" below

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I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex T-Shirt steubenville Distressed blue sans-serif text belowCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved