Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex T-Shirt arkansas RoboCop delivers a punch to

RoboCop delivers a punch to Bob Morton's face in a stencil-style illustration with bold black outlines and flat gray

A small yellow lightning bolt icon anchors the bottom edge

Surfing Nicaragua during a civil war is exactly the kind of semester abroad Chris Knight would never bother explaining

Golden-yellow outlined block text reads "MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU" in a hollow uppercase style mimicking the Star Wars title crawl font

but nobody's baking you a casserole either

Charlie Don't Surf - Unisex T-Shirt arkansas RoboCop delivers a punch toKilgore's beach recon priorities rank wave height above enemy positions, which is either visionary leadership or clinical insanity. Either way, the surf report comes with napalm. Inspired by Apocalypse Now. The Details: An orange circular sun backdrop silhouettes palm trees and a military helicopter in flight. A surfer rides teal blue waves below the tropical scene. Stenciled text reads "CHARLIE" in orange above "DON'T SURF" in distressed teal