Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam - Unisex Sweatshirt wooster White and dark blue stylized

White and dark blue stylized text reads "SHOLES" arching above a vintage architectural drawing of the building

which tracks for someone three shots deep by 8 PM

and lunch counters like this one fed the crowds between newsreels and errands

" and "1912" flanking a vintage cartoon witch in a green dress and pointed hat riding a baseball bat like a broomstick

representing a coal country town where the game meant everything

Are You a Beaver? Cuz Dam - Unisex Sweatshirt wooster White and dark blue stylizedBeavers engineered entire ecosystems out of sticks and mud, and their reward is becoming the worst pickup line at every dive bar in America. Dropping a letter from "damn" is apparently all the plausible deniability you need to wear a dirty joke to brunch. The Details: Dark brown groovy lowercase text reads "are you a beaver?" above a detailed hand drawn engraving style illustration of a beaver perched on a pile of logs and branches. Dark brown rounded