Don't Be a Filthy Oar - Unisex Sweatshirt fountain valley followed by smaller golden-tan script

followed by smaller golden-tan script reading "Pacific Northwest League

Large white block sans-serif text reads "98%" above a smaller white handwritten script reading "of people are stupid

Reconstructing a supreme being from one surviving hand and immediately dressing her in strategic bandage strips is peak future fashion logic

NY" in a white-bordered box

A curved gold chain graphic arcs along the bottom

Don't Be a Filthy Oar - Unisex Sweatshirt fountain valley followed by smaller golden-tan scriptCalling someone a filthy oar is the most polite insult ever hidden behind one consonant. That smug pipe smoking sailor knows exactly what he said, and he's betting your grandmother doesn't. The Details: Arched navy blue block text reads "DON'T BE A FILTHY OAR" in two lines. Below, a mid century clip art sailor grins with a smoking pipe clenched in his teeth, wearing a captain's hat with an anchor emblem, rendered in navy blue ink. Fit & Fabric: Style: