Dundee's Survival Training - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Declaring yourself not a cop

Declaring yourself not a cop on a shirt is the most cop thing since asking if anyone knows where to buy drugs

Propaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake

and blue eagle seal

every weirdo in the room knew they'd been called home

and somehow these four dirtbags became the most honest friend group in Old Detroit

Dundee's Survival Training - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Declaring yourself not a copKnife comparison is the entire curriculum, and graduation requires pulling out something absurd enough to end the conversation. Customer satisfaction is weirdly high despite a zero percent survival rate. Inspired by Crocodile Dundee. The Details: Distressed orange banner text reads "THAT'S A KNIFE!" across the top. An orange circular emblem frames an illustrated portrait of Mick Dundee in a crocodile tooth banded hat, grinning, with two crossed brown