Crack Addict Nutcracker - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Serif white text reads "CLUB"

Serif white text reads "CLUB" below the emblem

Inspired by Field of Dreams

Inspired by UHF

George Costanza's face below

and Dino never saw it coming

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Women's T-Shirt Size:M Serif white text reads "CLUB"Nutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack