The North Swole - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Forest CA 90630 (714) 995-5442" in

CA 90630 (714) 995-5442" in a clean sans-serif style

" Six dark stars flank a red ribbon banner beneath

flanked by "ESTD" and "1987" with "TRD MRK" beside the crossbar

Distressed white block text below reads "I SMOKE IT ALL

and a large burnt orange sun with horizontal stripe elements across the sky

The North Swole - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Forest CA 90630 (714) 995-5442" inSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.