Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL flanked by white text reading

flanked by white text reading "SOUTHERN LEAGUE

Dale's one sacred space got violated with the specificity only a forty-year-old child could muster

with "MARSHALLTOWN" and "IOWA" below

with a horizontal scroll banner reading "CAPTAIN" in bold uppercase serif lettering across the center

Dark Helmet's orders finally met their match in four words of deadpan resignation

Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL flanked by white text readingJacked Jesus hitting a PR in the clouds is the patron saint of guys who say "amen" after every set and tithe ten percent of their paycheck to supplement companies. Somewhere a Renaissance painter just rolled over in his grave. The Details: Distressed white Gothic blackletter text reads "HALLOWED BE THY GAINS" across the top. A vintage hand drawn illustration of a muscular Jesus pressing a barbell overhead appears in orange, golden yellow, and white,