The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Hoodie vegas Inspired by Die Hard

Inspired by Die Hard

So-crates himself would probably approve

it's a doozy

Golden-yellow etching-style illustration of a stacked pancake plate topped with butter and dripping syrup sits between wide-spaced serif capitals reading "BREAK FAST" and "ANY TIME

Begging someone not to make you do stuff is the most honest mission statement a human being can wear

The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Hoodie vegas Inspired by Die HardJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi