President Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt sacramento Few cities that small dared

Few cities that small dared compete at that level

followed by red text reading "100% GUARANTEED BREAKFAST

and toppling a galactic superpower with prehistoric siege weapons

" A stylized hand-drawn saguaro cactus in yellow-green with darker green line details sits below

Ricky's mom informing you of your own taste preferences with the unshakable confidence of someone whose casserole just moved on its own

President Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt sacramento Few cities that small daredTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text