It's Only Treason If You Lose - Classic Foam Trucker Hat pw Bold white text below reads

Bold white text below reads "I WANTED COAL

flanked by "Since" and "1989

Cursive white script reads "Skate" and "at

but with a twist: Reverend Jim's bewildered expression replaces the yellow light

Distressed white cursive text reads "Skaters" with rounded pink retro text below reading "GONNA SKATE

It's Only Treason If You Lose - Classic Foam Trucker Hat pw Bold white text below readsGeorge Washington wearing aviator sunglasses is basically a mugshot that worked out. Treason and patriotism are the same resume with different outcomes at the printer. The Details: Arched white block text reads "IT'S ONLY TREASON" above a digital illustration of George Washington wearing aviator sunglasses, depicted in white and blue ink with his Continental Army coat and white cravat, flanked by two white five pointed stars. Straight white text below