The Ocean Made Me Salty - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Deckard's dinner spot outlasted every

Deckard's dinner spot outlasted every replicant and most of downtown LA

Entire communities gathered on summer afternoons

Napoleon conquered Europe but couldn't handle a waterslide without becoming a complete gremlin

which means "I've only had one" is just drunk math with a built-in alibi

Arched white serif text reads "RIVERSIDE" above a golden-yellow mid-century cartoon mascot in a batting stance

The Ocean Made Me Salty - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Deckard's dinner spot outlasted everyBlaming the ocean for your personality is the most honest thing anyone's done on vacation. Seawater evaporates but that grudge about the restaurant argument is permanent. The Details: Bold red uppercase block letter text reads "THE OCEAN MADE ME SALTY" stacked in four lines across the center of the design. A light blue line art wave curls behind and around the text, with hatching details, spray lines, and scattered water droplets. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe