I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Coach Finstock's survival guide covers

Coach Finstock's survival guide covers sleep

Ordering the Old 96er is less a dinner choice and more a hostage negotiation between Chet's pride and his digestive system

Arched red text reads "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" surrounded by red and blue stars

Featuring a mesh back with snapback

offer him a cheeseburger or this T-Shirt (which he won't wear)

I Ain't Got Time to Bleed - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L Coach Finstock's survival guide coversBleeding is just a scheduling conflict Blain can't accommodate, because Ol' Painless needs both hands and full attention. Treating an alien hunting party like a minor workplace interruption is peak jungle etiquette. Inspired by Predator. The Details: High contrast posterized illustration depicts Blain Cooper in a boonie hat and tactical vest, gripping an M134 minigun, rendered in muted skin tones and white. Distressed white stencil text below reads "I