I Like it Moist - Unisex T-Shirt retrotech CLASS D BASEBALL

CLASS D BASEBALL

Robbing banks in rubber president masks is just how you fund an endless summer when your spiritual leader has immaculate hair and zero retirement plans

Craig's two-word dismissal became the most efficient eviction notice in conversational history

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Blue sans-serif text reads "CORPUS CHRISTI" beside a dark blue clipper ship silhouette

I Like it Moist - Unisex T-Shirt retrotech CLASS D BASEBALLPrinting "moist" over a Thanksgiving turkey is the most efficient way to split a dinner table into people who think about gravy and people who can't make eye contact anymore. The Details: Distressed white rounded retro text arches in two lines reading "I LIKE" above "IT MOIST." Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration of a roasted turkey in orange and brown ink sits on a muted gold platter, garnished with green herbs and red berries. Fit & Fabric: