Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Kelly " A green serpent coiled

" A green serpent coiled around a baseball bat with open fangs sits centered

" with small red diamond accents below

" arcs across the top of a rounded rectangular badge

Red serif text in a vintage trattoria style reads "The lady will have the linguine and white clam sauce

Stylized old English text reads "the Arches" with spaced uppercase text below reading "RESTAURANT" followed by "3334 WEST COAST HIGHWAY" and "NEWPORT BEACH

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Kelly " A green serpent coiledPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text